CHAPTER 2: Let's play

Last chapter

Yesterday, I friended Zim.

He was pretty insecure about it, but I did it.

Now, we'll go through the second part of the plan. Gaining his trust.

How?

Helping him with his plans! Actually, i'll try to distract him the most I can. But I'll try to give him tips so it isn't that noticeable that i'm trying to do something. But...I guess...If there's no other choice I'll have to help him at times

Shit, I barely slept.

Well, it doesn't matter, earth protectors don't sleep anyways

He's...still using the girls uniform.

Ok Dib, you can do this. You saw an article about how to be a good friend. Let's see...

Keep promises..uhh I can try.

Being someone to depend on...I can try, but I can't guarantee Zim will like it.

Being...honest...

Zim: Why are you looking at me?

Dib: EH...NOTHING ZIM! I WAS JUST..WHISHPERING WHAT I HAD TO DO!

Zim:You were whishpering?

Dib: Nevermind...

It's obvious, isn't it? He was whishpering his evil plan. He doesn't want to be my friend. He has something planned to avoid me taking over earth.

He'll kidnap me. And he will experiment on me, or do an autopsy on me.

And he'll put me in a tube. Where they'll do more exams on me. And even if I try asking for help, nobody will help m-

Dib:Zim??

Zim: EH- YES DIB WOR- FRIEND?!??!

Dib: Were you listening?

Zim: YEAH! ZIM WAS...LISTENING..

Dib:We need to go do the line... the bell has already rang.

Zim: OH! OF COURSE ZIM HEARD THAT!

Dib: Well then, let's go.